Reasons for Card Revocation
Handle Your Card With Care – or you might be stripped of it.
Okay, now that you have your card, it is important that you live up to the standards of being gay. If not…………. revocation is imminent.
So let the worldwide Gay Card Revocation merriment commence! Revocation can occur for one or all of the following reasons*:
- Poor fashion sense
- Lack of interest in show tunes
- Not being able to list 5 Divas on demand. We’ll help you here………Liza, Bette, Cher…………………….
- Could care less about Rent
- You are a pathetic dancer
- You are the only one in your circle of friends who has not slept with a “few” of the others
More to come. Or feel free to email the Fairy Gay Mother with your suggestion. We’ll post it here.
* - Revocation can only occur by another My Very Own Gay Card™ card carrying member. Make sure they really are a Chosen One before relinquishing your card.
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