Pick up MY Card
I have your card right here waiting for you. It's made of high quality plastic and is about the size of a credit card. You can see what it looks like at the bottom of this page. You can pick up cards for others as gifts too. Just click on one of the PayPal buttons to send me the money. After all, fairies have to make a living too.
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| I've Been Chosen Pak Yes, shout it from the top of the mountain, "I've arrived. I just picked up MY VERY OWN GAY CARD" ($7.95) But Wait..............Here's A Fairy Nice Introductory Offer. We're sending you two cards for the price of one. Give one to your best "girl" friend, your closeted straight friend, a local politician, or make someone an honorary gay. |
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| Lover's Pak You've got the house, the cars, the pets, the friends, maybe some kids, and the furniture; but your life will not be complete without your cards. So pick up your card and we'll send you a free one for him. Surprise him with his card during a romantic dinner; then hopefully he'll surprise you with a night of............... ($7.95) |
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| Mr. Right Now Pak– (10 cards) We know... Some people say you're easy, shallow or a slut. We know the truth – you're choosy, selective and have extremely high expectations of the one you will spend the rest of your life with. So here's a Ten-Pak of cards. Help the Fairy Gay Mother do her/his/its work; leave one on the nightstand of the next heart you break and the one after that... and the one after that... and the one after that... and the one after that... and the one after that... and the one after that... and the one after that... and the one after that... and the one after that ... ($69.00) But Wait..............Here's a Fairy Nice Introductory Offer. We're gonna let you break ten more hearts and send you 20 cards!!!! Oh, did we say "slut?" |
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Coming Out Pak – (30 cards) What's that old saying, "Life's A Party. So whether or not it is National Coming Out Day, it's always good to throw a party for your friends. So invite 29 of your pals over for cocktails and share the secret of the Fabulously Artistic Guild and the Fairy Gay Mother. Watch the videos with your sisters and brothers. Then surprise them and tell them you picked up their card for them. We're sure you'll get something in return. ($175.00) But Wait.............. Here's a Fairy Nice Introductory Offer. Since size does matter, invite 54 friends over to celebrate your gayness; you're getting 55 cards!!!! Cosmos for everyone! |
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 Fairy Gay Mother Ambassador Pak (101 cards)Heading to Key West, Palm Springs, Fire Island, Provincetown, Folsom, or a Gay Pride event? Why not add to the fun and festivities. Be a sport. Be a sister. Become an Ambassador for the Fairy Gay Mother. Just pass out cards to perfect, happy, gay strangers. ($375.00) But Wait..............Here's a fairy Nice Introductory Offer. We're sending you an extra 25 cards and a signed 8" X 10" (PICTURE!!!) of the Fairy Gay Mother; you're getting 126 cards!!!! |
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