About the Fairy Gay Mother

Who is she? Is she a he? Could s/he be both… or neither?

Rarely, but occasionally, the Fairy Gay Mother has been caught on video. She…or he…or it… or whatever has been caught flitting away from hospitals, scurrying from birthing centers, or running from the tastefully decorated homes of newborns. All have in common that the newborns within have been "chosen."

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Yet despite these sightings, no one has been able to catch up with her…or him…or it…or whatever. We have never been able to have a conversation with her..or him..or -- oh, you get it! All that is known is what has been picked up through the grapevine; a story we now share with you.

The Fairy Gay Mother, messenger of the chosen

The Fairy Gay Mother is extremely busy doing the important work that needs to be done, as commanded by the Fabulously Artistic Guild, and she is in need of everyone's help.

As background, The Fairy Gay Mother is a messenger for the Fabulously Artistic Guild (F.A.G.), a secret society who call their home, "The Land of Adonis". The F.A.G. determines who will be gay at birth as one is chosen; it is not "choice" nor genetics.

Because the F.A.G. is so busy determining criteria, setting rules for revocation, and, of course, making sure they catch every episode of "Project Runway," they have enlisted the Fairy Gay Mother for her assistance. It is she (he, it, whatever) that visits the newborns who have been chosen and informs them that they have been selected; they are indeed special.

If you have found your way to this page, it is not coincidence; it is because you too are special, and on the day of your birth, the Fairy Gay Mother anointed you. Although you were too young to understand at the time, everything about this honor was explained to you. You were told there would be "signs," such as an inexplicable fondness for antiquing, the urge to sing show tunes whenever possible, and a magnetic attraction for men's locker rooms. Your place was reserved or you at that time, your reservation was made, your number was assigned, and at that exact right point in time, you would claim your birthright.

Today is that day. Today is the day you shout to your friends, "I just picked up MY VERY OWN GAY CARD!"

You made it sweetie. We're glad you're here. Please help us spread the message.