You made it. You probably don't remember me, but I remember you. The day you were born was something special. I shared a secret with you that day. I told you that someday you would have access to all the rights and privileges that come along with being such a special person. Today is that day!

Today, you pick up your card. It's been waiting for you, just like I told you it would be on the day you were born – with your very own Unique Reservation Number. Carry it with Pride. Carry it with honor. But always remember, that any other Card Carrying Member has the right to revoke it if you fail to act properly.

I've had My Very Own Gay Card™ for a long, long, very long time. Now it's your turn. So click on the card below and your card will be on its way before you know it. But don’t forget to learn all about your heritage and why and how you were chosen. That information is all throughout this website. Watch the Videos. Read about the Land of Adonis. Find out all about the Fabulously Artistic Guild. And next time someone questions genetics and choice, just tell them that you were chosen – and probably over them for a reason

I’m so glad you arrived. Come back to see me soon.

Your Fairy Gay Mother